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chrismartelli · Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 19

Was this really necessary? I'm going to a gym not some 90's rave. The 1 minute Matrix clip on endless loop has become a bit much already.
I wonder what their long term plans for the projection screen are going to be? Zoinks.

extr · Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 39

If you watch the screen clips long enough, you'll see embedded at a subliminal level the following messages, which loop ad-nauseum:

YOU WILL GIVE US YOUR MONEY, AND NEVER RETURN, FOR 1 YEAR, WHEN YOU WILL RENEW, AT WHATEVER OUTRAGEOUS PRICE WE SAY

YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT THERE WILL BE A GRAND REOPENING

YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT THIS NEW SPACE IS FOR MEMBERS, NOT EMPLOYEES AND SALES TEAMS

YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL ONE DAY GET WHAT YOU PAID FOR

YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL BE HAPPY HERE

YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE GETTING WHAT YOU PAID FOR

YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT THE RED SHIRTS ARE NOT ROBOTS

YOU WILL NEVER CALL MANAGEMENT AGAIN

MISSING EQUIPMENT IS A GOOD THING

YOU DIDN'T JOIN THIS GYM TO WORK OUT HERE

And my personal favourite:

YOU WILL COME TO LOVE RUDE BEHAVIOUR Laughing

extr · Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 39

But honestly, is there any of this "new" space to be used for members? Or is it just a number they can throw at you when you complain of overcrowding: We just added 10,000 sq whatever to the existing facilities... blah blah blah ? Rolling Eyes

chrismartelli · Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 19

OH my god. I was thinking the same thing about the embedded subliminal messaging. "You will be raped up the ass and enjoy it..." LOL!